Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Ninfia: The Ribbon Type Pokemon


So if you're me, ya already heard about Eevee's new frou-frou evolution. I ain't got no words for this beast except...

NEW POKEMON EVOLUTIONS CONFIRMED!

That's alright by me. Maybe it'll finally give us Luvdisc's reason to exist. Nah, probably it ain't gonna.

So this patootie is none other than Ninfia. I ain't got a clue, though, what type it is. Everyone's got a theory, lots of 'em are crackpot ideas.

Me? I think it's Normal. Others say Flying. An' others say "Magic", but I ain't gonna believe in a magic type.

I can tell ya what it AIN'T. Steel, Rock, an' Poison. Cross 'em off yer lists.

Speakin' of types, some folks believe Xerneas an' Yveltal are Light an' Sound.


I ain't gonna doubt it. I think it makes too much sense. If that's so, then maybe Ninfia CAN be Magic. But here's why I ain't think so:

1. Magic is just Psychic. It ain't nothing but that. Plus, Magic is also Ghost. Think about it, ain't ya?

2. Magic is too dang vague. Ya can make any Pokemon "Magic". Clefairy? Magic! Togepi? Magic! Pikachu? Hey, MAGIC. I ain't able to shoot thunder from my butt. I calls it like I sees it: Magic.

3. Magic ain't got any basis. Types like Fire an' Water mean they got the power of fire an' water. Psychics got power of mind. But Magic means that they can do anything. They can use ANY power. And that ain't fair. Even Normal types can't use some moves!

So I ain't trustin' Magic. Space, though, might be. After all, it got stars as an attack.

We'll see! But Gamefreak, this is a cruel prank on us! Leafeon is obviously a Grass Pokemon! Why can't Ninfia be obvious too?

Finally, evolution method. I say this: Eevees usually are more male than female. So why not make it evolve into Ninfia as a female only? I dunno, sounds legit.

That's all for today. Tune in next time, an' maybe Luvdisc will get an evolution.

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