Catch All 144!

Okay, let's talk about this.

144 Pokemon? For real? What kind of Pokemon game in this day and age would do that? You have a world of Pokemon! In the Mystery Dungeon series, it's LITERALLY a world of Pokemon! So why limit the world to only 144 possibilities?

I mean, WHAT? 144 isn't even the amount of Pokemon they introduced into Unova! So did they leave out Unova Pokemon?

Uhhhhh, YEAH. And not just "hidden legendaries", neither! I mean, Keldeo is in the game, so what's the deal?

They left out of Unova:

-Purrloin and Liepard. Well, okay, ya could do a lot worse than that!

-The Pidove family. WHAT?! Hey, Unfezant rocks, people! Males, that is.

-Sawk and Throh. Whatever. They aren't missed or nothin'.

-Basculin. REALLY WON'T MISS 'EM.

-Darumaka and Darmanitan. HEY! FIRE TYPES ARE IMPORTANT, YA NUMBNUTS!

-Maractus. But ya can leave out most Grass types like this.

-Sigilyph. REALLY? REALLY? THAT AWESOME NOT-BIRD THING?

-The Solosis family. BUT THEY LEFT IN THE GOTHITA FAMILY? WHY?!

-The Vanillite family. DON'T EXCLUDE WHAT LITTLE ICE TYPES YA GOT!

-Deerling and Sawsbuck. Yeah, kinda pointless to have 'em if you don't even need seasons in the game.

-Karrablast and Escavalier. Also, Shelmet and Accelgor. I get it, the tradin' business is hard to pull off in this.

-Frillish and Jellicent. Ohhhhhh, I get it now. You left out 'em and Unfezant 'cause it's too hard to make gender differences. LAZY.

-Alomomola. Better'n Luvdisc, but I kinda geddit.

-Ferroseed and Ferrothorn. Are they even Pokemon?

-The Tynamo family. WHY? THEY'RE SO COOL!

-Elgyem and Beheeyem. I KNOW that they ain't Pokemon.

-Stunfisk. Meh.

-Bouffalant. Okay, is there somethin' about Pokemon that don't evolve? WHY?

-Heatmor and Durant. Okay, that's gotta be it. They didn't want Pokemon that don't evolve. They kept some in, but took a lot out. WHY???

-Pretty much any Pokemon you actually want.


SO WHY? Why the downgrade? Was it the new 3D effects? Was it too hard to make 'em all in 3D? Not enough room for programming? Yet ya can fit in 649 Pokemon usually! So why the upset of a game?

I don't care that there's only 5 starters. I don't. 'Cause at least they give you a choice. BUT THE LACK OF OPTIONS DOESN'T CONVINCE ME TO BUY THE GAME!

Actually, I don't even got a 3DS. This game sure ain't enough to make me wanna get one. Pokemon people, ya messed up big this time!

Next time we'll talk about what I wanna talk about. Tune in anyway.